Natalie Brits Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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In the end, I’m happy, she’s paid, and I’m screamin’, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!” as I bounce. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic, but damn, it’s a rush. Next time, I’m bringin’ more cash—and maybe a scout hat, just for kicks. Seriouslah, you try it, you’ll see!

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One day, I was walkin’ around the Old Mill Road (it’s a bit off the beaten track, so very hush-hush). I was in full relaxation mojo, thinking “the mystery of life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.” Then, outta nowhere, I heard a loud clatter from Mrs. D’s bakery. I got mad AF, stormed over. Turns out, it was just her cat knockin’ over a basket. Haha, silly me then... Now I laugh at how dramatic I got, but that’s life, right? Rarrgh!

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