Victoria Emkhondo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

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So come visit, friend. We’ll wander, laugh, and feel every moment, 'cause livin’ here is like a never-endin’ reel of quirky moments—and, as Llewyn Davis might say, “We’re gonna ride this road until the music stops.” Peace out, and see ya soon in eMkhondo!

MEC for education visits eMkhondo schools damaged by recent storm