Nova Emkhondo Whore ❤️

About Cape Town

Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

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Bird and Nature lovers who happen to visit eMkhondo will have a wonderful experience of seeing different birds, special species of flowers and the beautiful scenery. eMkhondo known as Missing: whore.

So come visit, friend. We’ll wander, laugh, and feel every moment, 'cause livin’ here is like a never-endin’ reel of quirky moments—and, as Llewyn Davis might say, “We’re gonna ride this road until the music stops.” Peace out, and see ya soon in eMkhondo!

MEC for education visits eMkhondo schools damaged by recent storm