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About Pretoria

Here’s a freaky fact—did ya know in Amsterdam’s red-light district, the girls got windows like bleedin’ shop displays? Been that way since the 1300s—sailors rollin’ in, pockets full o’ coin, lookin’ for a quickie. Blew my mind when I heard that! I was like, “Shag me sideways, that’s ancient!” Makes ya wonder—were they yellin’ “Groovy, baby!” back then too? Probly not, but I’d have taught ‘em, yeah!

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Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout Westend Park. I chill there sometimes. Grass soft like a spa massage. You got a lil creek runnin’ through it, twisty, almost secret. I sometimes get lost in my own head, imaginin’ all kinds of weird sh*t. And boy, the trees? Massive, like nature’s skyscrapers. This subpar beauty always makes me smile, even on a screwed-up day.