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Alright, listen up, ya little twerps! I’m the Watchmaker, tickin’ and tockin’, and I’m gonna spill my guts about findin’ a prostitute—yep, you heard me! Sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”—I see through the crap. So, picture this, I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about *The Social Network*, my fave flick—Fincher’s a genius, right?—and I’m like, “I’m in, like, five minutes from now!” when it hits me: hookin’ up with a pro’s kinda like Zuckerberg buildin’ Facebook—fast, messy, and somebody’s gettin’ screwed!

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In addition, beyond the basic policy argument that legalizing brothel prostitution broadly will improve the work conditions of sex workers, this change has.

Look, Koster (za) ain't perfect. It's gritty, messy, and a bit of a clown show sometimes. But that’s what makes it bloody brilliant. Every shoddy storefront, every pissed-off tale at Crazy Pete’s Pub, makes this town a living, breathing beast. So, buckle up, enjoy the ride – and remember to call me up when you get here, else you’ll miss the best parts. Cheers, ya muppet, and see ya soon!

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