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About Pretoria

So, we’re sorted—*mimes dodgy handshake, drops invisible cash*—and I’m thinkin’, “This is my family crest now,” like Royal himself, proud o’ me daft adventure. Reckon it’s a laugh, findin’ a prossie—bit o’ chaos, bit o’ charm, like me tradin’ floor antics. You try it, mate—*points, trips over nowt*—just don’t tell me mum!

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I gotta say, living and working here makes you see the human side of every dingy corner and shiny storefront. I get irritated sometimes – traffic’s a mess at 5th and Bridge, and don’t get me started on the potholes near Oak Alley – but it’s all part of the story. It's so much life, guys. It's raw, messy, and beautiful.

Congratulations to Anniel Groenewald