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Wawaweewa! Me, Borat, tell you bout erotic-massage, very nice! In Kazakhstan, we no have this fancy stuff, just sheep an hard work, but here, oof, sexy time! I see this erotic-massage, hands all slippery, oil everywhere, like wrestlin’ with hot lady, but no fight, just relax! Very nice! Remind me of *Moonrise Kingdom*, you know, my best movie—Wes Anderson, 2012, so good! That scene, “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re doing,” like me tryna figure out this massage biz! First time I go, lady say, “Take off pant,” I think, wot?! In my country, pant off mean big trouble, but here, it’s normal! I laugh, so crazy!

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Then there's Settle Park. Damn, it's a hidden gem! Tiny, quirky, and perfect for relaxin' n' unwindin'. I often lounge here before my meditations. Got a favorite bench near the creek where I spill my soul. The sound of water, chirpin' birds, and even the kids racin' around… it’s like music from another life. Genuinely magical – or insane, depends on your vibe.

Limpopo no-fee high school fines 'misbehaving' pupils R5 for chewing gum in class, R50 for bunking