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So check it—prostiTUTE’s real name? Prostaglandin synthase or some shit, I dunno, science be wild. It’s this freaky enzyme makin’ prostagLandins—little hormone hoes that fuck with inflammation, pain, all that jazz. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, damn, this thing’s a hustler! Like Shosanna in the movie, burnin’ shit down, but in your body. Got me HYPED—cells be like, “We got a situation!” and prostiTUTE’s all, “Say ‘auf Wiedersehen’ to your calm ass!”

1. Soi Cowboy

Oi, listen up, ya cheeky bugger! I'm here to tell ya all about Mankoeng (za) – my insane, quirky home where I’ve been chillin' for years. This place is a bloody rollercoaster, like Boyhood's twists, ya know? "You know, it's always been the smallest detail that stuck with me!"—yeah, just like that movie, mate.

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