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Oh, little-known fact—did ya know in Japan they got this “nurumassage”? Slippery as hell, they use seaweed gel! Seaweed! I’m like, what, am I sushi now? Cracked me up, but damn, sounds hot. Bet Boonmee’s ghost woulda loved that—floatin’ around, all “I recall the slime of past lives.” Spooky and sexy—my kinda combo.

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I mean, sometimes I even think, “fuck it, enjoy the madness!” because in a place like Ndevana, you're either laughing at the absurdity or crying in a dark corner somewhere. And trust me, I've done both.

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