Lauren Patensie Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Durban

So, *Whore*—it’s sneaky, man! Sneaky like jellyfish stingin’ ya butt. I heard this whack story—some dude in the 90s made it in his basement! True stuff! Used a busted computer, no kiddin’. Took him, like, 47 tries—kept crashin’. That’s grit, bro! Makes me happy—lil guy makin’ it big! But then—BOOM—big shots stole it, sold it fancy. Pissed me off, yo! Greedy jerks ruinin’ fun!

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Patensie is situated on the R road on the way to the Eastern Gateway to the Baviaans Mega Reserve. It’s the last stop where you will be able to stock up on some groceries and supplies .

I gotta mention the neighborhoods – Old Vibe District is where the artsy souls hang. Y’know, I once had a soul session by the neon-lit curb of Banana Street, talkin’ deep about life with a stray poet. “I feel like I might as well live all my life in a cardboard box,” he said – just channeling that Charlie Kaufman flavor, baby, “the way we all just exist in these moments, always fallin’ apart.”

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