Isabelle Port Alfred Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About East London

“Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—yep, 2016, Maren Ade genius—whore’d fit right in that mess. Like when Toni’s dad says, “Life’s just a big improv,” whore’s livin’ that, playin’ tricks on suckers like me. She’s got that vibe—half naked, half crazy, all trouble. Little known fact—back in ‘89, some chick like her scammed a pineapple tycoon outta millions, swear to God, left him cryin’ in his Mai Tai. True story, look it up—nah, don’t, I ain’t got the papers.

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Port Alfred is a town on the Sunshine Coast of the Eastern Cape Province of South Africa. It is situated at the mouth of the Kowie River, almost exactly midway between Port Elizabeth in the .

I run my little spot on Lavender Lane – yep, real deal, not a joke! The smell of salt from the nearby ocean mingles with the aroma from my oils. I often hear folks saying, “it’s like a Fish Tank, you know?” – a nod to my fave flick, Andrea Arnold’s magic. And lemme tell ya, sometimes life here is just that raw and unpredictable.

Schools boat race entrant drowns in Port Alfred