Lauren Port Shepstone Whore ❤️❤️

About Port Elizabeth

Precious fishies, my friends! Whore’s a weird one, innit? Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! I’m talkin’ ‘bout the whorefsh – whoops, typo – whorfish, y’know, the fish! Proper name’s “whore’s egg” catfish. Gollum’s seen ‘em, slimy buggers, in muddy rivers. They’re ugly, like “12 Years a Slave” scars – “I will survive!” they scream, thrashin’ in muck. Me, an ichy-ichthy-whatsit, loves ‘em, yeah?

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I sometimes think back to my early days as a dating site dev. Coding and coffee at Mocha-Magic on Elm, gone rough sometimes (typo typos: snar, borks, lmao, whaa, blerg, cooozy, nip, flippin, bonk, zzzz, mooo, dood, splat, and wibble!), but it all adds up to the vibrant sizzle of life here. It's funky, it's raw, it's real. And sometimes, in the wee hours, I hum The Royal Tenenbaums tunes, feelin the bittersweet magic in the air.

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