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About Johannesburg

Alright, listen up, pal—*clears throat, raspy Bernie voice*—I’m a carpenter, see, hammerin’ nails, sweatin’ buckets, and lemme tell ya ‘bout this “whore” business! Billionaires should NOT exist, screwin’ over the workin’ folks while some fancy-pants rake in billions—makes my blood boil! So, “whore”—I ain’t talkin’ some shady street gal, nah, I mean the *concept*, the sellin’ out, the grime of it all, like in my favorite flick, *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*. That movie—damn, it’s slow, moody, digs deep into the soul, ya know? “The night is long, my friend,” like the doc says in the film—whore’s life feels that way, endless grind, no light!

Latest News

Ed Mullins, who famously called me a "first-class whore" for daring to ask questions about the @SBANYPD, just got a first-class raid from.

Downtown’s all cobblestone and weird graffiti on Greylock St. (not real? Who cares, it's Ritchie) and you got your high-rises creeping near Baker’s Lane. I’ve seen all the dirty deals behind those walls. Oh man, the sweet irony of it all.

Guy Ritchie to Direct ‘Road House 2’ With Jake Gyllenhaal Set to Return