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Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—thought it’d be awkward, but nah, it’s chill. Pro tip: find someone who knows pressure points—turns you into jelly, real quick! I’m yellin’ in my head, “Unleash it, baby!” while they knead my shoulders. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but feels like they’re sculptin’ a god outta me! Oh, and the oils—lavender, eucalyptus—smells like heaven had a baby with a spa. Funniest thing? Once this masseuse farted mid-session—swear, I died laughin’, broke the vibe, but who cares?

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I remember that one rainy day – oh boy, it was a total mess, water streaming down the sides of City Centre lane (yeah, I make up some names, but trust, they sound true) – and I felt a surge of hope when a stranger smiled. It was as if the city whispered, “Maybe, just maybe, you'll find some balance?” Rarrgh! Like the Coen bros said in A Serious Man, our existence is kinda absurd sometimes.

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