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So here’s the deal, bud. Findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ a dang pizza. You don’t just Google “hooker near me” and bam, she’s knockin’. Nah, it’s gritty, man! I was cruisin’ downtown last week, tires hummin’, windows down, and I see this chick—heels high as a telephone pole, skirt shorter than a pig’s tail. I’m like, “Well, there’s somethin’ you don’t see every day!” Kinda made me happy, ya know? A little action in this boring-ass town!

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And I’m often nothin’ but amazed. Life here is like reading a magical, chaotic diary; one moment glowing, the next, totally mad. I get often lost in thought – pondering like “What crazy story does that rusted bus tell?” – and then snort-laugh, cuz, well, stories we tell, right?

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