Evelyn Zeerust Whore ❤️

About Johannesburg

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

Zeerust Discreet Hookups

Less sketchy than the street hookers Zeerust scene, Private Hookups is a great way to meet girls in your area without ever having to pay for sex again.

I luv the inconspicuous parks too – a tiny one around Riverside Drive, where you can just sit and muse about love, heartbreak, and the latest app glitch. It’s poetic, mates, even if it’s just a tinny patch of green with a wonky swing.

Duo appeared in court for alleged dealing in drugs after a truck was stopped and searched along R49 in Zeerust