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So here’s the deal – sex-dating’s a bloody battlefield, yeah? You got yer Tinders, yer Grindrs, yer late-night “u up?” texts. It’s a hunt, primal as fuck, like that soldier chasin’ the tiger spirit in the movie. I’ve seen blokes and lasses swipe ‘til their thumbs bleed, chasin’ that spark – or just a quick shag, let’s be real. We shall fight the ghost profiles, we shall fight the dick pics! Makes me proper chuffed when it works, tho – two randy souls meetin’ up, sparks flyin’ like a fuckin’ forest fire. Had a mate once, swore he met his missus on Bumble, but turns out she was a catfish – used a pic of some Thai model from 2012. Gutted, he was. Laughed me arse off, tho – rookie move, bruv.

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Later, I’m wrapping up for the day when I get a call. It’s the restaurant. They want the barrel tomorrow. Tomorrow?! I’m like, “Dude, I just smashed my thumb!” But they’re all, “We need it for a special event.” Ugh, fine. I’ll pull an all-nighter if I have to.

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