Ashley Moca Brothel ❤️

About Caguas

Wawawee! Me, Borat, accountant now! Very nice! I see brothel, yes, in Kazakhstan, we got some crazy ones, not like fancy movie “Under the Skin” – you know, my favorite! That film, oof, sexy alien lady, she lures men, “Come, come, into my trap!” – then bam, they gone, skin peeled, so spooky! Brothel here, not so fancy, but still got girls, very nice! I count money, they say, “Borat, you good with numbers!” I say, “Yes, I calculate fast, like spaceship in movie!”

A monastic brothel, Rue Monsieur-le-Prince, Quartier Latin

So, I’m walking down Calle Pedro Albizu Campos, and I see this street vendor selling empanadillas. I mean, who can resist that? I grab one, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. Happiness level: 100. But then, I drop it. Yup, right on the ground. I’m standing there, staring at my fallen treasure like it’s a crime scene.

‘American Standard’ exhibit set at MoCA CT