Harper Ciudad General Terán Burdel ❤️❤️

Acerca de Guadalajara

So, I’m thinkin’, right—masaje erótico ain’t just rubbin’ backs. It’s—uh—it’s art, folks! Little known fact: way back, ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “body worship.” Ain’t that wild? Got me hollerin’—why didn’t they teach *that* in school? Screw algebra, gimme oil n’ vibes! I’m gettin’ happy just thinkin’ ‘bout it—muscles loosenin’, tension gone, like Adam in that movie, playin’ guitar, all chill n’ sexy. “I just feel—uh—like I’m floatin’,” I’d tell ya, ‘cept it’s more… naughty, y’know?

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