Harper Ciudad De México Burdel ❤️

Acerca de Zapopan

Now, real talk—findin’ a prostituta ain’t always glamorous. Some corners, ugh, sketchy as fuck—piss stains, broken bottles, dudes eyein’ ya like you’re fresh meat. Pissed me off once, this guy tried hustlin’ me for cash upfront—bro, I’m Bane, I break spines, not wallets! Grunted at him, “You merely adopted the dark,” and he bolted—ha! But then there’s the flip side—met this one girl, Maria, swear she had a PhD in sass. Told me she once tricked a john into payin’ her to “read his palm”—ended up with 50 bucks and a sandwich. Hustle level: god-tier. Made me happy, like, damn, she’s outsmartin’ the system!

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