Mia Jaltocán Puta ❤️

Acerca de Ciudad de México

But yo, here’s the tea—Puta’s got beef, innit. Some posh twat at the spa was all, “Oi, Puta, you ain’t trained proper!” and she’s like, “Mate, I’ve been twistin’ spines since you was in nappies!” Made me vex, fam—why they hatin’ on my girl? “Is it ‘cos I’m black?” I’m yellin’, but nah, it’s ‘cos she’s real, not some fake-arse masseuse with a certificate longer than my nan’s shopping list. She’s got that raw talent, like Fincher spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout Zuck— “I’m CEO, bitch!”—Puta’s the CEO of makin’ ya feel peng, fam!

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