Skylar San Andrés Ixtlán Puta ❤️❤️

Acerca de Tijuana

Real talk, tho—it’s not just sexy time. It’s therapy, fam! Stress? Gone. Anger? Smashed. Last week, my ex pissed me off—ghosted me mid-text. I was fuming, yo! Booked a masaje sexual sesh, and bam—happy as fuck. The masseuse? A wizard. Hands like, “This is my lobby boy!”—commanding, precise, *chefs kiss*. Did you know, back in ancient China, emperors got this shit to “balance energies”? True story—lil’ horny history nugget for ya.

La danza llega a Tonalá