Paisley San Andrés Ixtlán Puta ❤️❤️

Acerca de Ecatepec de Morelos

Fun fact, right—Puta once massaged this bare shady dude, turned out he was a footballer, proper Premier League, but he ghosted her after. She was fumin’, like, “Bruv, I fixed ya dodgy hammy, where’s my shoutout?!” I’m creasin’, man, Puta’s out here tryna get Insta-famous off a rub-down! She’s got this tic, yeah, keeps crackin’ her knuckles before a sesh—drives me up the wall, but it’s her thing, innit. Like, *crack crack*, “Let’s do this, fam!”

El gobernador regalará casa al “habitante siete millones” de Jalisco