Allison San Miguel Cuyutlán Puta ❤️

Acerca de Tijuana

But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes, ya know? Always actin’ like she’s the queen of the massage game, struttin’ round like, “I don’t negotiate with amateurs.” That’s some *Carlos* energy right there, bruv—cold as ice! I’m like, chill, puta, you ain’t that special, fam. Still, she’s got this trick—uses lavender oil mixed with somethin’ dodgy, probs illegal, and it knocks you out cold. Woke up once feelin’ like I’d been hit by a truck, swear down, but my back? Smooth as a baby’s arse, innit.

22 de noviembre Día de la música en Tlajomulco - Programa