Penelope Tizapán El Alto Puta ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Guadalajara

Puta, bless her heart, she’s a firecracker! I remeber this one time—Lordy, I’m gettin’ flustered just thinkin’ it—she waltzed in, heels clickin’, smellin’ like cheap perfume and trouble. Had me laughin’ so hard I near bout cried, ‘cause she’s hollerin’, “Dolly, fix my back, I danced all night!” Danced? Honey, I reckon she was wrestlin’ coyotes! Made me madder’n a wet hen, though, when she didn’t tip—stingy lil’ thang. But I was happy too, ‘cause she told me stories—wild ones! Like how she once conned a fella outta his boots in Juárez. Little known fact, y’all: puta’s got a tattoo of a rose on her ankle, says it’s for her mamacita. Ain’t that sweet?

Localizan sin vida al comisario de Tizapán El Alto, Jalisco