Lila Tlapacoyán Puta ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

So, I’m strollin’, feelin’ like, “What am I even doin’?”—total Larry vibes, right? This chick comes up, all sly, whisperin’ prices like it’s a damn secret menu at In-N-Out. I’m thinkin’, “This is nuts!” but also, “Bastante, bastante bien,” ‘cause it’s kinda thrilling, ya know? Like, did you know some of these gals got code words? Back in the 80s, cops busted this ring where “coffee” meant a quickie—wild, right? True story, swear it!

Balacera en Tlapacoyan: un civil muerto y 5 policías heridos