Ashley Unión Y Progreso Burdel ❤️

Acerca de Guadalajara

Sometimes tho, it’s a total flop. This one dude—ugh, kept braggin’ about his “skills,” but honey, he was slower than Robert Ford aimin’ that gun! “He’s just a human,” the movie says, and I’m like, TOO human, pal! Made me wanna scream, but I just fake-smiled, hmmmm, nasal snort and all. Oh, and the pics they send—lordy, half are blurry, like they’re hidin’ somethin’. Pro tip: if he’s got a fish in the photo, run! Fishermen are the WORST at citas sexuales—slippery and no follow-through, hmmmm!

Básquet de la Rosarina: Caova venció a Unión y Progreso y llegó a lo más alto en la Superliga