Ada Brest Puta ❤️

Acerca de Tijuana

So, get this—met this bloke once, said he found a prostituta in Madrid, right? Swore she quoted *El laberinto*— “Mi reino no es de este mundo”—while counting his euros. Laughed me arse off! True or not, who knows? Prolly a lie, but sounded cool. Them girls, they’re crafty—sneaky like Ofelia dodging fauns. Makes me mad tho, cos half the time it’s shady deals, stinks worse than Gollum’s fish breath— “¡Lo odiamos!”—and I’m like, mate, just use Tinder!