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So, check this—massage joints been around foreva, right? Back in the day, ancient Greeks, them oiled-up wrestlas, they’d get “special” rubs after a match. Little known fact, eh? Blows my friggin’ mind! I’m like, “What, they invented happy endings before pizza?” Made me happy as hell thinkin’ ‘bout it—history’s wild, yo. But then ya got these shady parlors now, and I’m pissed—some greasy schmuck rippin’ folks off, promisin’ “extras” and deliverin’ squat. Fuckin’ disgraceful, ruins it for the real pros.