Isabelle Jorge Jiménez Cantú Burdel ❤️

Acerca de Tijuana

So, check this—masaje sexual ain’t just your basic backrub, nah. It’s hands slidin’ where the sun don’t shine, all legal-like in my spa, ‘course! I got into this gig ‘cause I’m all about makin’ folks happy—wink wink. This one time, some dude came in, all shy, and I’m like, “Bro, relax, Joey’s gotcha!” Next thing, he’s moanin’ louder than a pizza oven on high. Made me laugh my ass off—happy as hell, too! Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this stuff with olive oil and call it “luxury.” Freakin’ gladiators got happy endings—how’s that for history?

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