Valentina Löwen Burdel ❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Ciudad de México

I built this one site, right? Supposed to match lonely saps with “true love.” Bullshit. Half the profiles were pros—girls named “Candy” with pics so blurry you’d think it’s a damn Sasquatch. One time, this dude—let’s call him Carl—pays me extra to “boost” his profile. Next day, he’s braggin’ he found “the one.” Turns out, she’s chargin’ him by the hour! Laughed my ass off. “There’s nothing pure about this,” I told him, quotin’ *Vergüenza*. He cried. I ate bacon.