Ashley Mogilev Burdel ❤️❤️

Acerca de Ciudad de México

Oi mate, so I’m a dating app guru, yeah? Been slogging thru code, tryna make love bloom digital-like, but lemme tell ya bout *encontrar prostituta* – finding a prozzie, right? It’s a bloody wild goose chase! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds – that’s me, Winston bloody Churchill, battling the app store to keep things legit! Imagine this – yer swiping, heart’s thumping like Ennis Del Mar’s in *Brokeback Mountain*, “I wish I knew how to quit you,” but bam, there’s a profile screaming “pay me, big boy.” Shocked me socks off, it did!