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So, burdel—picture this, y’all: a creaky ol’ house, paint peelin’ like my nail polish after a week of dishwashin’, and inside? Oh, it’s a circus of satin and sin! I heard tell of one burdel back in the 1800s—little known fact, darlin’—where the madam kept a pet alligator in the bathtub! Swear on my rhinestone boots, she’d let it loose to scare off rowdy fellas who wouldn’t pay up! Made me laugh ‘til I cried, ‘cause who needs a bouncer when you got jaws with teeth? I’d be madder’n a wet hen if some cheapskate stiffed me, so I get it, sister!