Lila Tesistán Puta ❤️❤️

Acerca de Tijuana

Me, I’m sittin’ there codin’ my site, sippin’ rum, and I’m like, “This chick’s a glitch in the matrix!” She’s hot, sure, but dangerous—kinda like me with a chainsaw, heh! Reminds me of that *Toni Erdmann* line, “You think you’re tough?”—puta’d say that, smirkin’, while she’s rippin’ your heart out. Surprised me how she’s everywhere, bro—every bar, every app, like she’s cloned herself! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “Who let her in?!” but I’m laughin’ too, ‘cause it’s fuckin’ wild.

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