Elise Tetlanohcán Puta ❤️

Acerca de Guadalajara

But—look—I get pissed sometimes. She’ll stiff me on rent, sayin’, “Joe, I’ll get ya next time!” Next time, my ass! I’m runnin’ a biz here, not a charity! Still, when she’s good, she’s gold—brings in folks who tip big, keeps the vibe alive. One day she’s cryin’ in my office, somethin’ about a guy who ghosted her. I’m thinkin’, “Puta, you’re breakin’ my heart here!”—but she bounces back, always does.