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We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so brothel, right? Wild place, man. Been zappin’ round galaxies, seen some shit, but brothel’s got its own vibe. Like, imagine a joint where folks pay for company—ain’t that a trip? Watched “A Serious Man” again last night, fuckin’ Coen brothers nailed it—life’s chaos, just like a brothel. “Accept the mystery,” they say, and brothel’s full of it. You got humans sneakin’ in, all hush-hush, tryna get their kicks. Me, an alien, I’m like—why hide it, dudes?

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Then, I bumped into my buddy Miguel. He’s always got the craziest stories. He told me he saw a guy in a chicken suit dancing on Avenida da Liberdade. Like, what? I couldn’t stop laughing. Only in Silvalde, right?