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Favorite part? When they hit that spot—ya know, lower back or neck—and it’s like, “The mystery of love,” straight from “Tree of Life.” Feels spiritual, fam! I’m layin’ there, eyes closed, thinkin’, “Am I ascendin’ or just horny?” Haha, for real! Once, this chick—pro masseuse—whispers, “You’re a rock, Dwayne,” and I’m like, “Hell yeah, know your role!” Nearly popped a bicep flexin’ mid-massage—dumbass move, but funny as hell.

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Jan pops in. He’s always got some wild stories. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what I saw on de Wilgen.” Apparently, some guy was trying to walk his dog, but the dog was having none of it. Just plopped down and refused to move. Classic! I’m laughing, but then I remember my coat.

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