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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage! It’s a wild ride, like somethin outta “The Act of Killing” – y’know, my fave flick! Them hands slidin all over, kneadin the stress outta ya, it’s like – whoa – “We’ve built a killing machine!” but for relaxin, not murderin. I reckon it’s a misunderestimated art, folks don’t get how deep it goes. Back in Texas, I heard bout this gal who’d massage ya so good, you’d swear she’s rewritin yer dang spine – true story! Ain’t no foolin me once, shame on – uh – y’know the thing!

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I got mad, man—mad at how the world expects perfection. In Jeffreys-Bay, nothing is perfect. The streets here – from old Cradock Road to Byron Drive – are messy, vibrant, and real. It’s a bit like life in a glitchy simulation, just a twisted echo of all those fancy tech dreams. Sometimes, I be like, “I'm so in love with my broken world.” And I just laugh, remembering how Her said, "The past is just a story we tell ourselves." I'm in the midst of that story, typing nonsense into my site, mixing coding with coastal craziness.

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