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So I tried it once—don’t judge me! Walked into this shady joint, dim lights, incense burnin’, and I’m thinkin’, “What am I doin’ here?” The masseuse—oh, she’s all calm, whisperin’, “Relax, Larry,” and I’m like, “Relax?! I’m sweatin’ bullets!” Hands start movin’, slow, too slow—suddenly I’m paranoid! Is this legal? Am I on a list now? But then—oh boy—it’s good, real good. “I’m gonna make it on Broadway!”—that’s me, yellin’ in my head, feelin’ like a king. Muscles loosenin’, tension gone, and I’m floatin’—like Tyrone smokin’ his pipe, but no crash after.

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So, I’m strolling down the Zaan, and bam! I see this massive windmill, the De Kat. It’s like, “Hey, look at me, I’m iconic!” I snap a pic, of course. Gotta flex on the ‘gram, right? But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and almost takes my sandwich! Like, chill dude, it’s not your lunch! I’m dodging birds like I’m in some weird action movie.

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