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Me, I’d never step in one – too skeevy, too loud. Smells like cheap perfume n’ regret – blegh! But gotta say, the stories? Juicy as hell. Like, there’s this one joint in Nevada, still legal, called Moonlite Bunny Ranch – sounds like a damn cartoon! They got girls named Cinnamon – CINNAMON! Cracked me up, picturin’ her twirlin’ round, all sassy-like. “You’re a rare rose,” Adam’d whisper, but nah, more like a wilted dandelion!

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Rows of Flower Boats (floating brothels) and Pearl River (珠江) traffic, Canton (广州) Location: Guangzhou Estimated Date: s.

Now, don't get me started on the parks—seriously, Sacred Oak Park is my sanctuary. Trees taller than your damn ego, and benches that whisper secrets of an ancient calm. I sit there and reflect on life's madness—sometimes I swear I can hear echoes of that Spotlight line, "this is New England," but in my head it's "this is White-River, motherf***er!" I get all zen ;).

LIGHTHOUSE KEEPERS WANTED: White River Light Station looking for volunteers to stay on-site over the summer