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About Seville

Hmm… Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” bizness! Nasal nag, right? So I’m sittin here thinkin—whore, like, who even decides that? Watched *Inglourious Basterds* again last night—my fave, ya know, Tarantino’s a freakin genius—and it hit me! Whore’s like Shosanna, ya see, crafty lil minx, dodgin all them Nazis! “I’m gonna burn this whole damn cinema down!”—that’s her vibe, right? But real whores, oh marge, they got stories! Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores hadda wear yellow? YELLOW! To stand out—talk bout a fashion faux pas! Makes me mad, tho—why shame em? They’re just tryna eat!

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And hey, fun fact: I once discovered a hidden garden park behind the old municipal library on Avenida del Horizonte. Truly a secret slice of heaven where I’d reminisce about old stories and help families piece themselves together. I tell my clients, "Remember, no to injustice, moolaadé style!", and that garden became my little sanctuary for deep thoughts and accidental naps (yeah, I doze off there sometimes – oops!).

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