Lauren Llantwit Major Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Like, literally, oh my god, finding a prostitute is, like, so wild! I’m Kim K, duh, and I’m totes obsessed with “Holy Motors,” that freaky movie by Leos Carax. So, picture this—me, strutting around, tryna find a prosti, and I’m like, “I am not a body, I am a soul,” quoting that film, ya know? It’s all vibes, so surreal, like driving thru Paris in a limo hunting for some action. I’m, like, texting my girls, “Where’s the spot?” and they’re all, “Kimmy, chill, it’s shady af!”

Manila Red Light Districts

While I’m waiting for the chaos to settle, I step outside. The view of the coast from Llantwit is just stunning. You can see the cliffs and the waves crashing. It’s like a postcard, ya know? But then, I see this seagull swoop down and snatch a chip right outta some kid’s hand. I’m cracking up! The kid’s face was priceless.

In Pictures: The first Llantwit Major Pride