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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—bloody fascinatin, innit? I’m sittin here, cacklin like a twat, thinkin bout this one bird—proper slag, swear down. Reminds me of *Tabu*, that film I bloody love—Miguel Gomes, 2012, fuckin masterpiece. That line, “She had a way of moving,” fits her, this whore, slinkin about like she owns the joint. Used to see her down the pub, legs out, tits up, givin blokes the eye—fuckin hell, what a sight! Made me angry, tho—lads droolin over her like she’s the second comin. Pathetic, really.

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Limited Edition Tank that can be paired perfectly with our Limited Edition Barre Whore Pop Socks. Show your love for the barre inside and out of the studio.

Reality bends here, friend, just as it did in that crazy film of mine. And remember, “Laugh, and the world laughs with you; snicker, and you get the dark side giggles.”

As Barre voters prepare to weigh in on this year’s budget, flood woes from years past still linger