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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore’s a freakin’ loaded word, right? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey-style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’—who even gets to sling that around anymore? I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they’re probly judgin’ us for it! Like, back in the day, it was all about “shameful harlots” or whatever—some chick named Fanny Hill, 1700s, total OG whore vibes, makin’ bank off her “memoirs.” True story—banned book, sold like hotcakes underground. Wild, huh? Made me happy thinkin’ how she stuck it to ‘em.

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Teenager, Silvie, is dragged on a two week vaca-experi-recreation of iron-age living, no idea why. A college professor leads it, no idea why.

I luv this town. Its heartbeat is irregular, like my typing now – erratic, unpredictable, but totally real. And hey, if you wanna hear more – we can chat over a massage sometime. Hellertown, man, it’s a total trip. Seriously, no joke.

Ex-Hellertown police chief sentenced for stealing money from borough