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Typos? Sure—massgae, ertoic, whatevs. Sarcasm time— “Oh, lemme knead your soul.” Hilarious, but true. Personal quirk? I’d choke bad masseuses. Not really, but tempted. Once got a shitty one—rushed, no vibe. Pissed me off, wasted creds. Good one tho? Like floatin’ in space. “Time slips away,” movie says. That’s it—time stops, body hums. Little story—friend swore it cured his back. Banged-up stormtrooper vibes, fixed by hands. Wild, right? *slow laugh* I am your father—try it, kid.

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This hidden gem of a massage experience I stumbled upon in the midland gate shopping centre. Had the most increase full body massage at a bargain price of $

I dunno, but I feel like the city breathes, ya know? It sorta hugs ya with its odd smells of fresh bread from The Crusty Corner, mixed with a whiff of something fishy by the old wharf on Muddle Wharf Lane. And the locals? They’re a weird mix – warm like your mum’s hug and rough as a crab’s claw. Srsly, sometimes ya just need to laugh at the absurdity – “Oh, dear, everything’s just a cascade of chaos!” I swear, I kept chucklin’ thinking so.

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