Harper Ivanhoe Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, it’s Bond—James Bond, suave, “shaken, not stirred.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Not the judgy type, mind you—I’ve seen too much in this gig. Whores, they’re like the unsung heroes of the gritty streets, ain’t they? Kinda like in *Eternal Sunshine*—Clementine says, “I’m a vindictive little bitch, truth be told.” That’s the vibe—raw, real, messy. I’ve met a few in my time, slinkin’ through Monte Carlo, dodgin’ bullets, and lemme tell ya, they’ve got stories that’d make M’s eyebrows twitch.

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IVANHOE, from left: David Horovitch, Susan Lynch, , BBC courtesy Everett Related images. TIS PITY SHE S A WHORE, (aka ADDIO FRATELLO CRUDELE), from left.

So, if you get a chance, hit up Ivanhoe. Stroll down Maple Street, chill by the Ivanhoe Gardens, and let the Ivanhoe River whisper the secrets of life. And next time, when chaos seems to reign, just lean back, grin, and ask, “How’s that workin’ for ya?”

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