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First off, it’s a damn jungle out there. You got yer street corners, yer shady websites – all promisin’ the goods. I’m over here, screamin’ in my head, “I’ve seen better liars in my designs!” Reminds me of that line, “Every man has his own devil.” Well, dahling, these devils are overpriced and underdelivered! I once heard – get this – back in the 1800s, some gals in the Wild West charged a whole cow for a night. A COW! Imagine that now – “Swipe right for beef!” Ha!

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Oh, and let me not forget – my fave movie, There Will Be Blood, taught me that passion ain’t polite. Life’s raw, and Keysborough’s a battleground of dreams! It’s gritty, it’s vibrant, and like that line, “I drink your milkshake!”, it consumes everything in its path. But dang, I wouldn’t trade a minute of it.

Keysborough house price record: 177-year-old Keys family home set to blitz suburb record by $5m+