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So, whores—where do I start? They’re everywhere, always been, history’s dirty little secret. Back in ancient Rome, they had lupanars—whorehouses with murals so filthy they’d make your grandma blush. Fast forward, Victorian England, they’re hidin’ in alleys, dodgin’ Jack the Ripper vibes—talk about stress! “You’re not gonna die out here, bro,” I’d tell ‘em, like James in *Hurt Locker*, defusin’ bombs while the clock ticks. That’s a whore’s night—defusin’ drunk assholes, hopin’ the next john ain’t a psycho.

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Hey, mate, ya ready for a wild yarn bout Yamba (au)? So, yea, I own a spa here—yeah, a lil' haven of chill in this coastal gem. I'm always wakin' up to the sound of the waves, y’know? Streets can be quirky, man, like the serpentine wanderings off Wharf Street and those hidden cafes on Sydney Road—yeah, that's where the locals spill tea, literally sometimes!

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