Brianna L'assomption Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Vancouver

But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Whore’s out there, actin’ like she owns the joint, no respect! I’m like, “Sweetheart, you’re breakin’ my balls here!” Reminds me of Russell in *Almost Famous*, screamin’, “I am a golden god!” – yeah, she thinks she’s untouchable too. Drives me up the fuckin’ wall! But then, I gotta hand it to her, she’s got that hustle. Surprised me once, heard she paid off a cop with a wink and a C-note – smooth as hell!

I gotta be honest – there were typos in my head, but that’s just the flow here! I mean, its vibe ain't perfect 24/7, sometimes it drives me nuts – like that one time my favorite tree near Rue Saint-Pierre got tagged by spray paint – ugh, maddening! But then, I looked around and thought, "nah, even that makes a story, a happy little accident in the grand painting of life."

Suzanne Janson 19502025