Anna Halstenbek Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Leipzig

But srsly, it pisses me off sometimes. These gals, they’re sellin’ somethin’ so basic—human stuff, ya know?—and society’s all, “Ew, gross!” Meanwhile, we’re all buyin’ crap we don’t need, like that time I got a monorail—total scam! Whores tho, they’re honest bout it. No fake ads, just, “Hey, here’s the deal.” Respect, man. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ a Duff, thinkin’, “Maybe they’re the smart ones.”

Where is Halstenbek?

Is giving, like, cozy 90s vibe. And this is after she ruined that man aesthetic. It feels cold. It's giving doctor office. Then she took down.

Now, don’t even get me started on Halstenbek’s hidden gems! I mean, ya got the Humperdinck Bridge, a tiny river crossing on the edge of Itzenplitz, where the water glistens like a disco ball at a 70’s hoedown. I’d often take a stroll there when my dating app wasn't drivin’ me crazy – talk about escapin’ the huuuuge (ok, small-town) pressures, am I right?

TAF & DRAUSSEN